1. "God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."
    — Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens (via corvidae30)
     

  2. "The colours red, blue and green are real. The colour yellow is a mystical experience shared by everybody."
    — Tom Stoppard - “Rosencratz And Guildenstern Are Dead
     

  3. "I don’t know, maybe we’re always looking for the right place, maybe it’s within reach, but we don’t recognize it. Maybe to recognize it, we have to believe in it."
    — Umberto Eco, Foucault’s Pendulum
     

  4. "…He did not understand the price. Mortals never do. They only see the prize, their heart’s desire, their dream…but the price of getting what you want is getting what you once wanted."
    —  Dream of the Endless, Neil Gaiman’s Sandman
     

  5. "ALL THIS IS A DREAM…. Still, examine it by a few experiments. Nothing is too wonderful to be true, if it be consistent with the laws of nature."
    — Michael Faraday
     

  6. "It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particularly long to learn that for yourself. There is a theory that, in the whole world, there are only five hundred real people (the cast, as it were; all the rest of the people in the world, the theory suggests, are extras) and what is more, they all know each other. And it’s true, or true as far as it goes. In reality the world is made of thousands upon thousands of groups of about five hundred people, all of whom will spend their lives bumping into each other, trying to avoid each other, and discovering each other in the same unlikely teashop in Vancouver. There is an unavoidability to this process. It’s not even coincidence. It’s just the way the world works, with no regard for individuals or for propriety."
    — Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys
     
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    "If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle."  ~Rita Mae Brown

     
  8. Major Strasser: “What is your nationality?” Rick: “I’m a drunkard.”

    (Source: hark.com)

     
     

  9. "Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
    Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that’s bad.
    Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
    Homer: [relieved] That’s good.
    Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
    Homer: [worried] That’s bad.
    Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
    Homer: [relieved] That’s good.
    Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
    Homer: [stares]
    Owner: That’s bad."
    — The Simpson’s, “Treehouse of Horror III”, Clown Without Pity

    (Source: snpp.com)

     

  10. "…every minute spent in your company becomes the new greatest minute of my life!"
    — Rhino, Hamster extraordinaire!