A Conspiracy Of Cartographers

13 Jul

The Odds - “My Happy Place”

“It’s a great big place

filled with nothing but space,

It’s my happy place”

1 Jul

By way of explaining the previous post

Corner Gas - “World’s Biggest…”

14 May

You can tell me that your dog ran away, then tell me that it took 3 days…

Corner Gas, “Ruby Reborn” -

Brent: Want me to fill it up?

Man: Sure. You know I’ve never driven across Saskatchewan before.

Brent: Well, you still haven’t really. About halfway to go yet.

Man: Sure is flat.

Brent: How do you mean?

Man: You know, flat. Nothing to see.

Brent: What do you mean, like topographically? Hey Hank, this guy says Saskatchewan is flat.

Hank: How do you mean?

Brent: Topographically, I guess. He says there’s nothin’ to see.

Hank: There’s lots to see. There’s nothin’ to block your view.

Brent: There’s lots to see. Nothin’ to block your view. Like the mountains back there. They’re uh… Well, what the hell? I could’ve sworn there was a big mountain range back there. Juttin’ up into the sky all purple and majestic. I must be thinkin’ of a postcard I saw or somethin’. Hey, it is kinda flat, thanks for pointin’ that out.

Man: You guys always this sarcastic?

Brent: Nothin’ else to do.