Charting new courses to old places
No, there is too much…
Let me sum up:
12 left an open package of beef jerky in his pants pocket, which is unusual for him, both leaving anything in his pockets, and leaving jerky unfinished. I did not check his pockets, and laundered the beef jerky. As the package was open, it went all over everything. I am glad I caught it before it hit the dryer.
On further inspection, I also found a small container of pencil leads, and a sandwich bag, sans sandwich, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Currently re-laundering, and thinking hard about my life choices.
Disposable paper hospital gowns can be purchased in bulk, right?
That’s a thing, isn’t it?
New fashion trend? Just stay out of the rain?
Snackfood flavoured laundry detergent. Real time saver, that.
…I’m going to make a cold water “Tide” casserole with a spring fresh “Bounce” dryer sheet salad, with some dryer lint garnish.
Who doesn’t want to smell like a movie theater snack bar?
I should go back to bed.
Now all the rest of the laundry smells like a delicious salty meat snack treat.
I think I’ll throw some junior mints and a ice cold coke in to the next load, just for fun.
Hey, if anybody is interested in some freshly laundered beef jerky, I can hook you up.
…I’m just nowhere on the map, can’t get any traction, no direction, the goalpost keeps moving, I’m worried about loved ones, I have too much laundry to do, I can’t figure out what’s for dinner, and it looks like rain…
…and then somebody says they like a thing I did, and I think, “well, at least I did that today. At least I made somebody smile for a moment.”
Some days, not every day, but some days, that’s my biggest accomplishment.
As for the rest?
It all sorts itself out.
(happiness +) in the world is a good thing. Even if it’s just a little, I’m glad I could do that much.