March 2011
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Nothing ever goes away, does it?
I’m five years old. The first thing I learn in school is that I’m stupid.
I’m five years old, and I am in kindergarten. We are colouring. It is a picture of a seal. I colour it wrong. It doesn’t look the same as the other kids coloured it. How do I know I’m stupid? The teacher tells me so…tells the whole class so. Teacher says this picture is supposed to...
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killbillydeluxe replied to your photo: - recap - The Ark of the Covenant is filled with…
Where did you get this BTW? I want to play Indiana Jones with my Star Wars action figures and my cat.
Dollar store…they had a bunch of remaindered toys leftover from the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull period…
Tweeter likes to play with action figures? That is one cool cat…
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Quizmaster
10 has been giving me little quizzes in the car after school. He says it’s so he can know me better. He draws a little picture, then asks me a question, and then draws a picture of my answer.
“What’s your favourite colour?”
“What’s your favourite shape?”
Today, he asked me “Who is your favourite? Mommy, me or {15}?”
I told him,...
ianbrooks replied to your photo: - recap - The Ark of the Covenant is filled with…
nooooooooooooooo you opened it you fool!!!
I’ve never been one to heed warnings of dire consequences…which explains why I watched “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”
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WatchSimon Pegg and Nick Frost’s Star Wars
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Truthful Tuesday
- This beard is driving me crazy. It may have to go soon.
- Sweetie is having some tough times at work. She’s being undervalued and taken for granted. This makes me angry at the company…which also employs me. I’m constantly having to bite my tongue when this young kid who works with me spouts off about how great the company is. “Oh yeah? well let me tell you a thing or...
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today, in a nutshell
- Woke up early to wife sleep-giggling. The day is off to a weird start. She’s never done that before.
- Became trapped in a massive cuddle, but still managed to get everybody out of the house on time. Sweetheart is not feeling well, and goes back to bed, eventually….a rare occurrence.
- Felt oogie all day, but managed to get 15’s laundry done, if not folded or put...
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smartasshat:
“I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad where they were trying to say like — you know those ads where it’s like, “Don’t download things illegally, et cetera,” —- and the way they did it was they were like, “You wouldn’t steal a purse, would you? You wouldn’t think of stealing a car.” And I was thinking about it, I was watching it and I was...
