May 2013
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Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth
thecompleterules:
In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.
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Headache weather
I woke up before my alarm today, thinking about the phrase “headache weather”.
I have had a headache for two days now, and I’ve been thinking it’s due to a change in air pressure that came with the onset of spring. It’s not uncommon around here for the weather to change it’s mind several times a day, and for the most part, we roll with it.
What can you...
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“It all seems so very arbitrary… I applied for a job at this company because they...”
– Creed Bratton, The Office
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“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before”
– Mae West (via thecompleterules)
Lesson learned...
…moving on.
I’m never going to live this one down, am I?
Also...
…not hiding gifts in the basement anymore.
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Apparently...
…a live spider is ***not*** a good gift for an arachnophobe.
The more you know…
*star wipe*
Arachnophobe...
…that’s the one that *doesn’t* like spiders, right?
